You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

How I Met Your Mother (via laurenarlene)

(Source: studiosixty)

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.
  • what she said: nothing's wrong
  • what she meant: international proletarian revolution